Ugliest Dog...an understatement

In conversations over the years, this dog never ceases to come up.

A good conversations piece photo, and has made it's way around the internet.

I personally believe no other living creature can inspire such vivid, horrifying nightmares.

Sadly, I learned he passed away...well maybe that's not so sad.

A dog like this needs to be buried deep, deep in the ground....



Anyway my little blog post to the ugliest dog in the world: may he rest in peace.

I love ebay

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I love ebay. But not simply for its magnificent array of strange and intoxicating goods, but for the riff-raff that gets posted. Hilarious auctions, both intentional and simply stupid.
This one gets my vote for most hilarious item description! READ!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675

If it does not come up after the display time expires, hopefully somewhere someone on the net will immortalize it for all to see.

Photos of the week:

El Donkey es up-in-de-air.

Oh LOCO! De donkey is not strong enough! El Stupido DONKEY! NO BUENO!!

As you can see these photos have a similar theme:

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!

I am Houdini

So for my first blog post, I've got to start somewhere. This weekend I did a wedding that ended up being on the other side of the moon, i.e., 56th AVENUE and the 101---gees...I think thats somewhere in avondale or deer valley.

Here's the catch...I somehow did not realize how incredibly far that was since the mapquest address was not working. So I take my sweet time getting ready, making prints for the reception...etc...

Until, in the car, I find out from the MOTB...(mother of the bride) exactly WHERE IT IS.

I shall not repeat what was going through my mind.

I've got 1/2 hour to get there, in rush hour. Luckily I had my gear and a change of clothing with me, so I head straight there. I contemplate the fact that I will have no time to change once I arrive. So what's a girl to do? Change in the car. While driving. On the freeway.

I proceed to make sure there are no other cars around me while I put the car on cruise, and just hope the person in front doesn't look in the rearview mirror.

Which leads to my being Houdini. I not only made it on time, I arrived fully dressed, which involved my changing pants, shoes, and shirt in the car. Yes. while driving. And NO...no one saw me, so cease your mocking! The MOTB could not belive I got there so fast. I did a little victory dance.

Disclaimer: Please do not attempt this in your car. I am not proud of this, as it was an act of desperation. I am not condoning the practice of unsafe driving, and was extremely lucky the people behind me did not report me for drunk driving. On a side note, here is a wedding shot from the wedding: (sorry, no shots of me changing in the car. Except maybe from the speed cameras...

Well, here it is!

Ok, I'll start blogging soon...under construction! Whenever I have the time to do this will be random...